Anonymous asked: Magic conch, will I ever get married?

no because you’re squidward.

Anonymous asked: how do you dip dye the tips of your hair?

here is a video on how to do it.

Anonymous asked: post a picture of yourself?

no.

Anonymous asked: i bet your ugly lol

I bet I don’t give a fuck about what you think.

Anonymous asked: You know, you get a lot of hate, so I hope this wont look like that. I love your Tumblr and the things you reblog or post, its really beautifull and i think you are a lovely person. The girls you post here are really pretty and the boys look handsome too. But you, hm, how can i explain you. You are beautifull, pretty, you have a good, really good heart, its lovely. Thanks you for your existence.

This pretty much just made my day. <3

Anonymous asked: Do you accept submissions?

I only accept submissions if I like the picture. I already answered this about 10010329203 times.